Mnemonics for memorizing the letter indices

Have you ever wanted to be able to quickly tell the 16th letter is p? Here are the mnemonics that my brain came up with when I memorized all the letter indices.

1. a - easy
2. b - easy
3. c - easy
4. d - easy
5. e - easy
6. f - easy
7. g - grade 7 was a time of...
8. h - "hate"
9. i - i9, intel's flagship line of desktop processors
10. j - the first letter of my name when i was 10 years old
11. k - it looks like two daggers you could use to kill
12. l - mirror the 2 and it looks like a heart for love
13. m - rotate the 3 to get m
14. n - it's after m
15. o - it's before p
16. p - this 2d shooter game i played too much as a kid had a gun called the P90 that cost 16 coins
17. q - 17 is a rather queer number isn't it. maybe because it's prime?
18. r - have to be an adult to watch an r-rated film
19. s - it kinda looks like a snake
20. t - you're no longer in the teens
21. u - universal drinking age in the US
22. v - mirror the 2 and it looks like a heart for valentine
23. w - rotate the 3 to get w
24. x - easy
25. y - easy
26. z - easy

Ok I didn't say they would be useful but it's pretty neat that both 12 and 22 were heart-themed and both 13 and 23 let you just rotate the 3.